merroki:

feministbatman:

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

i-am-full-of-beauty:

pomegranatepistols:

er-cryptid:

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

I don’t know what to do with this information

… don’t die

w3k:

assignedgodatbirth: